The Worst Deals from Amazon Prime Day [Updating]

Amazon has touted its “Prime Day”each year as a new kind of holiday, one in which the deals are virtually endless and anyone would be a sucker not to take advantage of them. But each year we learn that it’s mostly an opportunity for Amazon to offload the shit it couldn’t sell. We’ll be keeping you updated on all of the worst turds that Bezos and Co. hoped to polish this time around.

Dishwasher Magnet Clean/Dirty Sign

People, just look at the fucking dishes. Are they dirty?

Perky Jerky Turkey Original, 2.2 ounce bags (Pack of 12)

I won’t begrudge any lovers of Turkey Jerky, but if you call your product Perky Jerky and its not caffeinated jerky, you’re misleading people.

Health Plus Heart Cleanse Capsules, 90 Count

Nothing will ever cleanse your heart until you admit what you’ve done.

Predator Bundle [Blu-ray]

You get one and a half good movies for the price of two.

Killing the Rising Sun: How America Vanquished World War II Japan Audio by Bill O’Reilly

Just listen to the History Channel if you’re interested in exploitative and inaccurate historical narratives.

More Lighter More Comfort - ETVR 3D Upgraded VR Virtual Reality Headsets Immersive Large Screen Experience VR Headset

I promise that you’ll find this to be lacking in the areas of more lighter-ness and more comfort. It won’t be upgraded and it will not be VR.

Apple Watch 2 Case, SUPCASE

Sup? Want to make your Apple Watch look like a horrendous Casio watch that was designed for “sportsmen”? Here’s a deal for you.